What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:44
Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)
Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.
Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.
Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?
Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)
Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!
Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!
Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?